What precedes is (as one will find out if they click to embiggen) a map of the area codes in which the Baltimore Orioles have assigned outfield prospect Jerome O’Bryan “L.J.” Hoes. The detailed list:

941

Gulf Coast League Orioles (Sarasota, FL)

410

Delmarva Shorebirds (Salisbury, MD)
Aberdeen Iron Birds (Aberdeen, MD)

301

Frederick Keys (Frederick, MD)
Bowie Baysox (Bowie, MD)

757

Norfolk Tides (Norfolk, VA)

It pales to the amount of area codes in which Ludacris claims to have regular hoes, but that’s some impressive work by the Orioles and Mr. Hoes nonetheless.